Gadget Guru's Nemesis Mugs

"Wait, you can recharge them?"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Den Furniture

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'Do you know where my purse is?' - 'I'd love a cup, thanks.' - 'I didn't ask if you wanted a drink! I can't find my purse.' - 'Oh, right. Have you tried ringing it?' - 'Listen up or die!' - 'Okay, tell me what it is while I send this text message.'

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Man walking dog with headphones plugged into dog.

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"Instead of texting me, you want me to open my mouth and articulate thoughts? Phew, this better be good!"

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

Car Racing.

Unplugging and going outside

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

Touch screen for bio.

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

Virus moves to mobile phones.

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'I can remotely activate almost anything in this office, except him.'

"He's on a digital detox, they stop him fidgeting with his phone."

'Holidays are for wimps.'

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

Early IT Consultants.

FREE mobile phone painting

"Save! Save! "

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

I dunno - I don't really trust technology. Click here.

Hand Drier

'If you want your husband to help out more, buy this one.'