Gadget Graveyard Explorer Pillows

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Ventriloquist Grave

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Pranking Zombies

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Does it have colour?'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Back in 15 min."

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

Lucky to be born.

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"