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'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

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Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Nerd tryouts.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"