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'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Nerd tryouts.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

"We don't talk anymore."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Technological Dependence.

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."