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"I have come to remove all the people from your planet."

Servicemen.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Physics toy.

Ancient Weapons

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

Trapping the Polecat

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"...and this so-called 'Death Ray' of Doctor Fate's is no more than a blatant rip-off of Professor Von Doom's Extinction Beam."

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

'Kicks a little.'

'The dog wants to go out, Dear.'

Metal Defective.

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

Archer firmly holding an arrow and firing himself from a bow.

A Crossbow

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'