Futuristic Holiday Avoider Pillows

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

'I hate all holidays!'

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

The Hollowdays.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'I hate Christmas!'

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

Christmas in the Streets.

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Travel Agents

Women bathing at the seaside

Boy Clause

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

Christmas Burnout

"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life."

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

Christmas Family Gliders

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

'The CEO's computer has cryogenically frozen him until the economy picks up.'

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

' It says here....a typically quiet Spanish fishing village!'