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Futurist In Denial Gifts
Explore our collection of gifts for the futurist in denial—those who love contemplating the future but aren’t entirely sold on tomorrow’s promises. These products are ideal for anyone who enjoys clever humor, critical thinking, or a playful nod to the skepticism about technological progress. Whether it's a mug that challenges the hype or a print that makes you think twice, find something that resonates with their amused hesitation about the future. Show you understand their unique perspective with a gift that combines wit and insight.
Occu-Pie Mars
Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.
"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'
Outer Space Outsourcing
'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'
Ascent of Machine.
'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'
Robots In The Boardroom
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer
Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.
Real Life/Surreal Life
'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'
Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer
City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far
'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'
"I've had it with the helmet mandates."
"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."
'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'
"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."
Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...
'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'
"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."
'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'
"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."
'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'
'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'
"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"
"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."
"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."
Artificial hearts.
Futurist In Denial Gifts Collection
Futurist In Denial Mugs
Discover more witty mugs for the futurist in denial. Perfect for morning coffee or tea, these mugs add humor and insight to their daily routine.
Futurist In Denial Pillows
Find pillows that bring humor and a touch of doubt to their home decor. Cozy, witty, and perfect for indoors.
Futurist In Denial Prints
Browse thought-provoking prints that challenge the future’s hype. Ideal for adding a humorous touch to their living or workspace.
Futurist In Denial T-Shirts
Explore a range of clever t-shirts that speak to skepticism about the future. Great for casual wear and sparking conversations.