Futures Analysis T-Shirts

'Don't scoff, she's the best futures analyst we've ever had.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Cut Price

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"After an extensive analysis of your company's strengths and weaknesses our recommendation is to give us more money."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."