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Futures - "You bought 10,000 pork bellies but there were 10,001."

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Annual profits,

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

G7 Summit Concern

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

The Greek Trampoline

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'