Futures Dealer T-Shirts

"There's a man out here, he wants to know where you want your pork bellies."

I'm absolutely worn out. I've been unloading pig-iron all day.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

"Buy my data $20"

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"Well, now it's been explained to you, 'Market Share' does not mean we want to share the market."

Masochism for stockholders.

'Pork bellies are up...'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

Coronavirus and the Stock Market

Iranian Oil

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

"I know you were a car salesman before becoming a bond trader, but we sell bonds in the secondary market, not 'used bonds'."

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

Back to School '95

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

The 8.05 to Wall Street.

Betting on $80 oil price.

'You're a bond trader? Don't worry, there's a new drug to treat interest rate sensitivity.'

falling oil prices bargain barrel

How to find gold.

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

The gold price chart.

Expensive oil.