Future Stunt Doubles Pillows

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Stunt lemmings.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Violin Player

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Just doing the school run.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

The Four Flying Flynns...

Film Stuntman School

Medieval Knievel

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'