Stunt Double Pillows

"You might have seen Judy's uterus on a recent PBS special."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dairy Devil

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Stunt lemmings.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"I do all my own stunts"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Just doing the school run.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

Film Stuntman School

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Medieval Knievel

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy