Stunt Double Pillows

"You might have seen Judy's uterus on a recent PBS special."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dairy Devil

Stunt lemmings.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'I tried it at home...'

"I do all my own stunts"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

Medieval Knievel

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

'Just doing the school run.'

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Film Stuntman School

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.