Future Stunt Doubles Gifts

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Violin Player

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Stunt lemmings.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

The Four Flying Flynns...

'Just doing the school run.'

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Medieval Knievel

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Film Stuntman School

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'