Future Spammers Gifts

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Spam.

Baby's first text.

'He's our Spam expert!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

'I've decided to study real hard so I can grow up and become a pundit.'

Nostrildamus.

'They start texting so young these days,'

'I can't see any future in my business.'

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to vote for a guaranteed minimum allowance."

"Mmm, Spam."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'I've traveled back in time to warn you...in the future you'll be charged a fee to watch television AND the commercials, you'll need a computer to hear music, and morons roam the streets with tiny phones they talk extremely loud into!'

CR was here. Tony rules! Hello, I'm a Nigerian general's widow. I have a large amount of securities that I need to transfer. Graffiti was bad enough, but now we have graffiti spam!

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

Spam on Mousetrap

"Junk mail."

"I create spam for the internet."

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

Automatic check out

To Unsubscribe....

'Bloody Spam!'

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

"You're a genius, Kevin, how many times is it now that you've sold our boomerang on Ebay?"

Spam email is everywhere.

'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'