Future Sound Explorer Mugs

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Marimba

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The 2024 Deepfake awards

Computer Music

"No, not that button!"

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Snake with headphones.

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

The Future

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Cowpunk

The Invention of Bagpipes

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'