Future Sound Explorer Mugs

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Marimba

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Saxophone Player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"I feel all tingly."

"No, not that button!"

Computer Music

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

Snake with headphones.

"Hi. We're from the future."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

"I am fully functional again!"

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

The Invention of Bagpipes

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

The Future

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!