Future Psychologist Gifts

"They're trying to figure out whether it's a chemical thing or I'm just a crybaby."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Gracie's baby toys.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Baby Scientist

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

Plasma Ball

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Id/Ego/Superego.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...