Future Psychologist Gifts

"They're trying to figure out whether it's a chemical thing or I'm just a crybaby."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Baby Scientist

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Plasma Ball

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

Id/Ego/Superego.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'