Future Prime Minister Gifts

'Uh-Oh! Another Tony Blair in the making . . . tin hats on!'

Canada's future Prime Minister interjects 'Stephen'.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

New Resident of Downing Street

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

William Pitt the Elder

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Tony Blair

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'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Do something for the environment.

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

Caution Bullet Ahead

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

François Guizot

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

Amigos de Mitt.

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Tony Blair: The Early Years. 'I'm invisitble - nobody can see me!'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.