Future Pranksters Mugs

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Back to the Holidays

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Children in a Nursery.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'