Future Pranksters Prints

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Children in a Nursery.

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."