Future Philosopher T-Shirts

Encourage thoughtful style with t-shirts that inspire curiosity and curiosity-driven designs for any aspiring thinker.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.' mockup

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

from $19.00

"My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane."

"My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane." mockup

"My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane."

from $19.00

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!" mockup

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

from $19.00

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.' mockup

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

from $19.00

Montessori School vs. Machiavelli School

Montessori School vs. Machiavelli School mockup

Montessori School vs. Machiavelli School

from $19.00

A practical fortune teller.

from $19.00

'I majored in ethics. Several recruiters talked to me. They'd like me to do volunteer work.'

'I majored in ethics. Several recruiters talked to me. They'd like me to do volunteer work.' mockup

'I majored in ethics. Several recruiters talked to me. They'd like me to do volunteer work.'

from $19.00

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major." mockup

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

from $19.00

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?' mockup

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

from $19.00

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans. mockup

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

from $19.00

"You will go far in your profession, have a gorgeous family, and own lots of property... Or you will struggle with money, have many marriages, and sabotage your own best efforts... Depending on the choices you make."

"You will go far in your profession, have a gorgeous family, and own lots of property... Or you will struggle with money, have many marriages, and sabotage your own best efforts... Depending on the choices you make."

from $19.00

"Where do you see yourself in five beers?"

"Where do you see yourself in five beers?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in five beers?"

from $19.00

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care." mockup

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

from $19.00

"That's good for the budget. We don't have to exterminate the humans to conquer the earth. They'll take care of that themselves."

"That's good for the budget. We don't have to exterminate the humans to conquer the earth. They'll take care of that themselves." mockup

"That's good for the budget. We don't have to exterminate the humans to conquer the earth. They'll take care of that themselves."

from $19.00

Future Referendum

from $19.00

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "I'm afraid you don't have a long lifeline"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "I'm afraid you don't have a long lifeline" mockup

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "I'm afraid you don't have a long lifeline"

from $19.00

"I'm sorry-our dystopian visions are just too different."

"I'm sorry-our dystopian visions are just too different." mockup

"I'm sorry-our dystopian visions are just too different."

from $19.00

committee for the regulation of cloning mockup

committee for the regulation of cloning

from $19.00

New Age: Retirement Plan

from $19.00

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February."

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February." mockup

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February."

from $19.00

"... and where do you see yourself in 500 million years time?"

"... and where do you see yourself in 500 million years time?" mockup

"... and where do you see yourself in 500 million years time?"

from $19.00

"And how long were they waiting for that?"

"And how long were they waiting for that?" mockup

"And how long were they waiting for that?"

from $19.00

"One year closer to college!"

from $19.00

"I traveled back in time to warn you that if you didn't change your ways you'd gradually become the hopelessly drab and dreary man you see before you. I guess I forgot we've always been that way."

"I traveled back in time to warn you that if you didn't change your ways you'd gradually become the hopelessly drab and dreary man you see before you. I guess I forgot we've always been that way."

from $19.00