"Listen, are you absolutely sure you want to have kids?"
Future Parent Explorer T-Shirts
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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.
"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."
"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."
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"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"
"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."
"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."
Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.
The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?
"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"
"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"
'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'
"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."
Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!
Baby, baby maker
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'
'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'
"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."
The 2024 Deepfake awards
"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"
"No, not that button!"
Constructing your own prison!
"I feel all tingly."
'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
"It's perfect for starting a family."
"It's a Facebook Friend Request."
"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."
Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'
The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.
"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."
"Hi. We're from the future."
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