Future Orchestra Star Prints

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

No Elgar!

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Orchestra.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Theorbo

Taking a peek at the audience

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Malcolm Sargent

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Music Lessons

Violin Practise

Occupational Hazards.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Violin family at Christmas

Team Flute

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Cello Concert

Doggy conductor

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Team Cello

No Bruch!

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

A woman playing the flute

Violinist.

A Lightning Conductor.

'...and on Bass...'