Future Orchestra Star Mugs

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

No Elgar!

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Theorbo

Orchestra.

Taking a peek at the audience

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Occupational Hazards.

Violin Practise

Music Lessons

Malcolm Sargent

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Violin family at Christmas

Team Flute

Cello Concert

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Doggy conductor

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Team Cello

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

A woman playing the flute

No Bruch!

Violinist.

A Lightning Conductor.