Future Mother Mugs

"You are going to marry and have a baby. But not necessarily in that order."

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Baby, baby maker

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"So! When's the big day?"

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

In the club.

Biological Alarm Clock.

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"Six down, three to go!!"

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'