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'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Meet the author"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"One year closer to college!"

View to the Future

Crap from the future.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Gracie's baby toys.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."