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'What does ominous mean?'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Booster shots

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Anatomy.

World Health Organization

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Be A Doctor

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."