Future Graffiti Artist Gifts

Boy about to get caught drawing on a wall

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Cariactures

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Children's Art Show.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"It's a mobile."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"I love your work!"

"Caricatures $20"

Romantic Graffiti

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Sick Rancher Humor

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

COVID Vaccine

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

Pavement Artist

"Your spelling, grammar and typography are all dreadful... Do you really want to end up as a cartoonist when you're older..??

Graffiti Forever!

Graffitti.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."