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One day it looked like that, and now I have no idea what the future holds.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Paw readings

Bear at a vending machine

Olympic Climate

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'It's Blurred.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'