Future Gaze Enthusiast T-Shirts

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Olympic Climate

Bear at a vending machine

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Paw readings

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'It's Blurred.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'