Future Gaze Gifts

"I see a very handsome bottom line later in the year."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Paw readings

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Olympic Climate

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

DACA

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'It's Blurred.'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Ill next Thursday

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

New World Order