Future Fossil Visionary Gifts

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Robotic Man

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Artifishial Intelligence

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

The Steakosaurus

The 2024 Deepfake awards

DACA

"You've passed with extinction!"

"I feel all tingly."

Fossil hunting

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Bio Fuels.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Fossil bands

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"No, not that button!"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'