Future Fortune Fans Pillows

'I see you meeting a man who can borrow at well below prime.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

"Who's there?"

Your Palm

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"They call this a universal charger?"

When psychics fight.

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"His name is T-9000, and he's a very brilliant cyborg robot who was sent from the future to... I forgot! What was the reason?"

Chicken Little meets Chicken Medium.

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on . . .'

"I see fireworks, I see people celebrating..."

'First, we'll do a job performance preview.'

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

"How's my life line doing?"