Future Fortune Fans Mugs

'I see you meeting a man who can borrow at well below prime.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

Your Palm

"Who's there?"

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

"They call this a universal charger?"

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

When psychics fight.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on . . .'

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

"I see fireworks, I see people celebrating..."

'First, we'll do a job performance preview.'

'...It doesn't look good for us guys'

"How's my life line doing?"

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."