Future-focused Friends Gifts

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

North Pole

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Artifishial Intelligence

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Evolution of Man

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Energy Firm Conference

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Investment firm: National division/International Division/Universal Division.

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

Future Desert Islands.

"Everything's going great except, you know, everything."

'Didn't you know? Heaven has turned green.'

Church in the year 2035.

"!@#$*% Climate Change."

"So the next time you see the girl you wish to impress, just be yourself. Fulfillment comes when you know who you truly are and where you want to go in life. Thanks for calling Tia Carmen's psychic hotline!"

Gardner's question time: 'What plant would the panel recommend for area with no light, no food and no water?'

"I like worrying about the future. I'm so busy I don't regret the past."

"Apparently, he's having a hard time understanding quantum computing. His brain locked up when I tried explaining it to him."

Artificial Art

"So...what do you think of babies?"

Two manly robots learn to be sensitive.