Future Finders Mugs

"How frustrating. The crystal ball is down again."

'Your future looks charming.'

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

Amateur Palmist

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

The Economy Discovers FFF!

Wow. You're amazing!

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Girl holding money.

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Palm Reader...

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

Cat and the Eight Ball.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'