Future Founders Mugs

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

A child runs an equity stand.

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'Your future looks charming.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

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And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

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'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"I'm appointing you head of marketing...your first job is to come up with something we can market...and to who??"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."