Future Factory Owner T-Shirts

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"We need a union!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Sale.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'I'll take it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

Time Out For Teddy

Meet the new factory manager.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Nuclear waste.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.