Factory Owner T-Shirts

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"Your new sweater was made someplace named Usa. Must be a city in China."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

Business revolution begins.

'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

'Someday all this will be yours.'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

'He walks the walk, talks the talk, and leaves a giant carbon footprint.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Look, if there was any way I could keep you on I would, Mother

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

Perhaps we should sell ours?

'One day son, all this will be asset stripped.'

'Someday, son, this slumping dinosaur will be all yours.'

"Someday, son, this will all be dust, swept from the earth by disaster...."

Industrial Pollution

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

'Let's close the shades before you bring the environmental regulators in.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'That's our mission statement.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Claus 2.0

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'