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'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"I need to tinkle."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I need both hands for steering.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

Micheal Schumacher.

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

Formula One

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Bahrain F1

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'