Future F1 Champ Mugs

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"I need to tinkle."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I need both hands for steering.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

Formula One

Micheal Schumacher.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Bahrain F1

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"