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'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"So much for password protected."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

"He's a whiz kid."

Anatomy.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"It's the hospital board performing surgery on the budget."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

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