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"I guess a driverless patrol car is okay, but can you back me up if we get into trouble?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Sweet Jailbreak

'Hello, Mum!'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

"We're all metric now..."

'Donut shop is down the hall to your right - and I'm not answering any more questions without my lawyer present.'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

Cuffwear, 2004

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"He's chasing his dreams."