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Businessman reading a book called 'So you're going to prison.'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

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'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'Next time I cut the red wire...'

Businessman pops child's Earth balloon with cigarette.

Twelve Happy Men.

Trump in a prison cell.

'Wilson's back in the work force, and apparently not too humbled by his prison term.'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."

"Basically, a letter to the editor got out of hand."

'It's always WITNESS protection programs! -- How come they never have CRIMINAL protection programs?'

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

'I got your sentence reduced from tar and feathers to molasses and confetti!'

'Well, that's what we get for listening to reason.'

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"I thought being released early from prison would make you happier."

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

"Just practicing for my teens."

'You have a right to a lawyer, not a right to be strip-searched!'

"Where do I see myself in five years? Living off the royalties of the tell-all book I will write."

Counselor, are you telling me that the best deal you can get me is five consecutive life sentences? That's with good behavior.

'You'd have to work your way up to becoming a spy, maybe get some tinkering experience first ...'

'I tried to get you into one of those country club prisons but you were rejected by the inmate membership committee.'

"Something tells me this won't be the last time you're picked out of a lineup."

"Gee, but I miss the heightened eroticism of those five and a half years of conjugal visits."