Future Academia Visionary Gifts

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Meet the author"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

View to the Future

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Crap from the future.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Your Future Home.

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

World Production.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."