Fussy Eater Humorist Pillows

'I don't cheese with holes in it.'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"If it's vegan, gluten-free and low-carb, then yes, Polly wants a cracker."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'How is the water prepared?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"I feel like I can't trust myself around food."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

'It was probably the curds and whey that really frightened Miss Muffet away.'

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"