Fusion Healing Fan Prints

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

First aid in mountains

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

DIY marriage counseling.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Have you been working out?'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Krazy straw"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."