Alternative Healing Fan Prints

Acupuncturist putting pins in a chip and pin machine

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

DIY marriage counseling.

'Have you been working out?'

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Krazy straw"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Therapy for the cow dependent

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'