Furry Sleuth Followers Pillows

"I think he's lost."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"What happened to what cat?"

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"God, they're needy."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"Enough with the drama."

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Detective Honky

Family Pedestal - Cat is highest.

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"Bad dog!"

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

"He's a little shy around people."

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

Canine Coffeetalk: "I could understand it if he was chasing other women. But cars?. . ."