Furry Sleuth Followers Mugs

"I think he's lost."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"What happened to what cat?"

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"God, they're needy."

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"Enough with the drama."

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Family Pedestal - Cat is highest.

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

Detective Honky

"Bad dog!"

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

Canine Coffeetalk: "I could understand it if he was chasing other women. But cars?. . ."

Planties

'He ignores my commands. But he does follow me on Twitter.'

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'