Furry Friend Festivity Planner Gifts

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

Santa Claus's Mail

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I was almost that last year."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Christmas Pets

Santa Dog

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Canine conundrum.

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Westminster: The after-party

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Pinata good bags.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

"Perhaps we should have postponed our downsizing operation until after the Xmas party."

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Too cute for comfort.